I got some calls from some trully engaged readers (thanks truly engaged readers!) about this blog item I posted a few hours ago about Dr. Evil.
The question was: If Simon Fuller's Dr. Evil, then who's Mini Me? Who's Goldmember? Scott? And so on. (If the show we were talking about was "Dancing with the Stars," then Carrie Ann Inaba would be Fook Yu because that's who she played in the movie.) Anyway, this got me to thinking...
And thinking. I'm just spitballing here, but Foxxy Cleopatra is Paula, and Number 2 is Randy. Austin Powers is probably - let's say for argument's sake - Ryan. (I know it's a stretch, but just play along.)
Finally, Mini Me: Simon.
Also today, I see that Jay-Z got a huge contract, and all this talk about Foxxy (Beyonce, of course, and soon Mrs. Z) and Dr. Evil got me to thinking some more about Austin and Mini Me. So, take it away, YouTube: