What goes around comes around, and around...and around...and around...
Let's recap: Meredith and Derek are on the ropes again, Izzie's still dizzy, George still needs a back-bone, Sloan can't figure out Hahn who hates/loves him, while Yang desperately wants Hahn to like/love her (fat chance for either) and...
Take a deep breath...
Callie's got an issue with faith (after George, who wouldn't?) while Karev could be filling the space in Izzie's heart after the split with George, unless he ends up with Lexie, which is a distinct possibility, and...
another breath...
Derek and Rose are on again, and it's just a matter of time before Hahn and Sloan hit the hot sheets motel, proving that Hahn (in fact) is not gay (though perhaps bi-), and Miranda's marriage may or may not be on the rocks after her husband let the bookshelf fall on the baby.
Did I miss anything?
"Grey's Anatomy" returns after a longish strike-forced hiatus, and I'm left with the sense that the more things change around Seattle Grace, the more things remain the same. We've only got a few weeks left until the season is over for good, and the question now is - will the producers manage to tie things up by February sweeps?
Some possible plot twists cooked up in the confines of my fetid imagination:
Meredith: Pushes Derek off the hill where he was going to build their dream house, thus allowing Patrick Dempsey to finally pull a George Clooney and head off to a big screen career (adios, Mere!)
Derek: Builds dream house, Rose moves in, they live happily ever after...and then Patrick Dempsey pulls a George Clooney and...etc.
Izzie: Denny Duquette's ghost returns to the hospital and starts dating her again, and residents are concerned when they see her talking to thin air because she's the only one who can see him; Izzie finally goes off the deep end, thus allowing Katherine Heigl to pull a George Clooney...etc.
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George: Hitches up romantically with Yang because - what the hell - he's already been hitched to everyone else.
Miranda: Splits from loser house husband, and walks on wild side by hitching up with Callie, who's decided that gay's the way after George ditched her; show changes name to "Gay's Anatomy."
Sloan: Marries Hahn, who re-makes him into her house husband; stays at home, cooks dinner, tends to babies, and otherwise undergoes major character reversal.
Karev: Still trying to figure out what to do with him, but Webber's gotta figure in this some way. Happy to take suggestions (though don't forget - show has officially changed name to "Gay's Anatomy.")