This is one of those blog entries best posted before lunch - because of the very real risk that you might lose it after reading.
So (don't blame me, I'm just the messenger)...here goes:
Donald Trump confirmed this morning that Gene Simmons is indeed attempting to (uummm) establish a romantic (errrr) union with daughter, Ivanka. (Ewwwww.)
Of course, Trumpster - forever on a "Celebrity Apprentice" flackery tour - didn't use those exact words on "Live with Regis and Kelly" this morning. "Gene hit pretty hard on Ivanka" in last week's premiere, he said. (Simmons is a contestant, and yeah, he was characteristically lewd, lascivious and libidinous around the Trump off-spring.) Ever the protective father, he continued: "I don't want him anywhere near my daughter, with that tongue and stuff." 
("Stuff"?)
Now the good news - this probably won't go anywhere because they have a major boardroom brawl in tonight's edition whereby Ivanka gives the ex-KISSer a tongue-lashing or maybe the other way around.