This is the great thing about Tarot cards: They tell you who will win "Dancing with the Stars." And thanks to AOL, which just sent me this highly important piece of news, the next winner of "DWTS" will be...Marie Osmond. (Note: I've already predicted this - twice now, I think - which given my iffy track record in these matters, may well mean that she won't win.) Here's the prediction from Jeff Jawer of Tarot.com, who gave AOL his pre-game-show wrap: "The winner may well turn out to be Marie Osmond, whose fainting spell on air has been this season's most dramatic moment. None of the stars have ideal astrological transits on the 27th, but the planets are extremely kind to Marie on Monday the 26th, which should carry her over the threshold."
Makes perfect sense to me. Now Jeff, about this writers' strike...