Knocked out.
What, what, WHAT!!!?? Floyd "Fancy Foot" Mayweather got ditched off of last night's "Dancing with the Stars?" Is there no justice? Is there no taste in America anymore?
Yes, there is apparently taste, which explains why that utterly mystifying and comical version of the paso doble failed to secure him a ticket to next week's comp.
But there are mysteries here: How was it that Billionaire Guy - Mark Cuban - didn't even land in the bottom rounds? Is he buying votes? Are fans of the Dallas Mavericks voting for him? Is the city of Dallas turning out for their favorite son (he IS a favorite son, right?) I think a "DWTS" investigation is called for.
And this oddity: Mel B. ended up in the bottom two. Mel B.? This is a travesty. Wake up, people. If you don't, Mark Cuban's gonna win this thing.