Joan Rivers, red carpet -- splitsville!
Not E!, nor TV Guide Network, not even showbiz wannabe VH1 is putting Joan Rivers (and daughter Melissa) on the red carpet this Emmy go-round.
Sunday’s live telecast (8-11 p.m. on Fox) will be merely live blogged by the Rivers girls, on a VH1 website, true -- she's already riffing at emmyswithjoan.com -- but c’mon. No on-scene nattering? No forgetting celebs’ names to their faces? No live-TV exhaustion meltdowns to rival those of Jerry Lewis?
What is the tube world coming to?

