Oh man I'm so excited about this news right here and now that I can barely get the words out fast enough but I'll try anyway and without further ado (or without further waste of your valuable time and I guess mine as well) here it is: Larry David's talking to the press tomorrow.
I repeat: Larry David is talking to the press tomorrow. At 2 p.m.. On a conference call. Man the phones!
Why is this so exciting that I can barely get the words out fast enough etc. etc.?
Well I'll tell you why:
Because Larry David thinks the press - the collective We of the Fourth Estate - are the biggest bunch of weanies to have ever drawn a breath and he's not shy about saying so. It makes encounters with Larry David both enervating and exhilarating (go ahead Larry - look THOSE words up) and a little wacky.
I can hardly wait.
You don't believe me? Well, I direct you to this wonderful blog by Miami Herald scribe Glenn Garvin, who was on hand at LD's press tour nuke fest. Rumor has it that afterwards, critics left the Hilton International Ballroom with their hair smoking and burn marks on their faces.
Why is Larry submitting himself to this sublime form of torture? Why else? To promote the new season of “Curb,” which bows Sept. 9.
He likes us. He really likes us.