The new Britney Spears video for "Break the Ice" doesn't really make any sense, but why should it be different from anything else she's done lately, right? She fights monsters, jumps off buildings and is felled by an explosion! Maybe! Or it could all be a dream! Whatever.
Luckily, "Break the Ice" is an animated clip, which means that Spears had as much to do with the video as she did with the song that accompanies it. (Sorry. I really am trying not to kick people when they're down. No Spitzer jokes today, I swear. Get well soon, Brit.)