10. “Welcome to Madison Square.”
9. “Conversation? Bored of the songs so you’d like to talk?”
8. “Abolish the McDonald’s empire. Have you seen their new slogan 'billions and billions served'? It should be: ‘billions and billions killed.’ ”
7. “I can’t hear very well. It’s age.”
6. “Thank you for your kindness. Anything helps.”
5. “A few coughs, a few sniffles and our little donkey finally made it to New York City. Thank you for your patience, assuming, of course, that you’re all not from Waukegon.”
4. “If only we were as good as Kid Rock, but you can’t have everything.”
3. “On we go, struggling through life. I do anyway.”
2. “So I think in an ideal world, it’d have to be Barack Obama – very nice teeth, nice voice. Americans have never had that in a president. It would be very nice to have a woman, but not Hillary Clinton. Please.”
1. “I did not create the human race. Thankfully, I cannot be blamed.”
Full review here
SETLIST: Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before / Tomorrow / Sister, I'm A Poet / London / The Loop / That's How People Grow Up / Jack The Ripper / I Like You / Why Don't You Find Out For Yourself? / Stretch Out And Wait / The World Is Full Of Crashing Bores / Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me / Billy Budd / All You Need Is Me / Death Of A Disco Dancer / Irish Blood, English Heart / Shoplifters Of The World Unite / One Day Goodbye Will Be Farewell / You Have Killed Me / How Soon Is Now? // ENCORE: First Of The Gang To Die
PHOTO: Fabio Lovino / Sanctuary Records
Comments (1)
Great funny post!!
I love Morrissey!
A song of his was in the top 10 scariest songs!
check out which one!