OK, in what has to be the craziest story since "Being Bobby Brown" went off the air, a new book by Osama bin Laden's ex-lover Kola Boof says that the world's most wanted terrorist was obsessed with "The Greatest Love of All" herself, Ms. Whitney Houston. His obsession ran so deep that he wanted to kill her husband Bobby Brown and give her a house in suburban Khartoum.
Dude, she was in the woods of suburban Atlanta for only a few hours before declaring, "The forest is over." You really think you'll get her out to the Sudan? Hell to the no!
There's more zaniness in Boof's book, "Diary of a Lost Girl: The Autobiography of Kola Boof," which is excerpted by Harper's this month. Apparently, Osama was a fan of Van Halen and the B-52s (the band, not the plane), as well as an avid watcher of "MacGyver."
Full excerpt here.