By Mark La Monica
We regular people look up at the beautiful people only to look down upon them and scoff at their way of life.
It's jealousy. Pure and simple. No way around it. No need to hide it. Just come to grips with it and move on in life.
We hear about the model lifestyle of big money, fancy clothes, exotic destinations, whisk-aways to Paris for dinner, boozing and snorting into the wee hours of exclusive clubs and going straight to work.
Let me tell you, folks, that ain't easy.
It's 8 p.m. and I'm still not quite right after partying deep into the night at the Heatherette shindig. All I did was have a few drinks and Pixy Stix. I even got close to two full hours of sleep last night. Had a healthy, full lunch, too. And 31 bottles of smart water.
And I can barely stand.
Props to the models for living the lifestyle. Clearly, I'm just an old man these days.