By Mark La Monica
Upon my arrival at the tents this morning, I headed straight to the Heart Truth booth to see if the foot massage people were there today.
That's right, people, free foot massage! Rumor has it they've got their technique down so they don't tickle or anything.
Alas, they were gone, replaced by people from Swarovski crystal, another sponsor of Heart Truth. Oh well, no foot rub for me.
Looking around in the booth, though, I noticed a Swarovski crystal necklace on display.
"Mom likes this stuff," I told a woman working the booth. "Oh that's nice. So nice it looks like I can't afford it."
"This one retails for only 75," she said.
"Bucks or thousand?"
"Bucks!"
"Woo hoo!"