By Mark La Monica
The popular and easiest question to ask the fashion folks is "What are you wearing?"
The "what" really means "who" but I can forgive the occasional misuse of interrogatives.
The askers don't really care but it's a natural ice-breaker in this kingdom. The askees just fulfill handshake obligations to shout out the people who give them clothes for the relatively low price of free.
Seeing how there are no models around at the moment, you'll just have to settle for this dialogue. The role of both people will be played by Mark La Monica:
"So, Mark, what are you wearing?"
"Well, Mark, I've got on a pair of sneakers from the 2005 Nike crosstrainer collection. And these artificially faded dark pale blue jeans were from Calvin Klein's Fall line. This fake tan khaki three-button sportcoat is an Alexander Lloyd, which means I don't know what."
"And the shirt, Mark?"
"The shirt? Oh, yeah, the shirt. Wo Hop."