By Mark La Monica
And the winner for best free thing under the tents is . . . Delta's free cell phone charging service.
If your cellie's battery has decided to get uppity and stop working, you can drop it off at the Delta Cell-cierge. They have connectors for virtually every type of phone. They'll hook it up, plug it in to a small generator in a hip bag and then go on about their way while you watch high fashion and sip champagne.
It's beyond convenient, especially since we're in a big friggin man-made tent with no usable outlets for the not-so-beautiful people.
Good job, Delta! Maybe you'll climb out of Chapter 11 bankruptcy a few days earlier than expected.