Natalie Portman is single ... sweet
My ears perked up when intern Matthew, sitting near me, said "Holy crap, Natalie Portman is single again. I'm in."
I hate to break it to Matt, but he will not date Natalie Portman.
Why?
Because I would handcuff him to a bike rack and leave him there while I courted the "Garden State" beauty.
In all seriousness, it's being reported that Portman, 27, and Devendra Banhart have broken up.
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I know Portman used to live in this Sea Cliff home, but she's since moved. If she's living in New York, someone holler at her for me.
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There is justice in the world. That dude looks like a rejected extra from a Geico caveman commercial. Ridiculous.