Just like the Real World’s Joey, Jersey Jay is a diminutive Guido with a Napoleon complex that results in anger management issues that manifest themselves in steroid-rage-like outbursts.
In last night’s episode, and I swear I’m not making this up, Jersey Jay brings Tila to his home where all of the following things happen:
>> His brother hits on her
>> His mom makes out with his stepmom
>> His mom flashes Tila
>> His entire family gets in the hot tub for what MTV billed as a “family orgy”
>> His dad and stepdad take turns passing Tila around the hot tub
Of course this means that Jay is not Tila’s type and he gets sent home at the end of the show.
This is where it gets good.
Jay goes crazy, gets into a screaming match with some hillbilly named Bo (Jay reps for ‘Jersey’ while Bo does Ohio proud by simply muttering ‘O-H.’) Jay then proceeds to knock over the key statue, throw a vase and threaten Bo to a fight.
“You know what I’m going to do Bo? I’m going to go home and watch your face on TV and punch the wall! Jersey out!”
But wait, there’s more. In his last confessional, Jay proceeds to tell the world that he doesn’t care that he is going home because he was already, let's say intimate, with Tila. I have no doubt that Jay knows these guys too.
Classy.
Here is a previous Tila fight. Jay is the little guy. Bo is the guy who gets decked. Chad apparently was another cast member who fits the recipe for success model.
Comments (3)
It is obvious that people will do almost anything to get their tv face time
What is wrong with television these days? I can't even watch this show because it is so dumb. She is so disgusting and so vile and she completely makes me dry heave. The same for The Real World. I come from watching the first episodes of The Real World in the early 90's and those were great. The people they have on now are rejects of society and it's not even entertaining. The girls are all skanky whores and make out with everybody.
And this Tila chick, please somebody just send her into exile. I guess parents just don't know how to raise their kids anymore because they are all the most saddest excuse for human beings.
they should really stop trying fot a shot at love and go for the 100 million on america's got talent. im sure they could beat a singing ventriloquist. check out their competition.
nbc.com/americas_got_talent/video/index.shtml#mea=262137