'Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse'
"Sex and the City" finally opens in theaters tomorrow after much hoopla and media attention. Whew! As much as I love the fab four, I've been updating our SATC online guide constantly and now I'm relieved to be free to focus on something else. For instance, a site dedicated to showcasing Sarah Jessica Parker's horse-like features!!
"Sadly, since the HBO series came to an end, Sarah has not aged well. In fact, recently Sarah Jessica Parker was voted 'The Unsexiest Woman Alive' by Maxim magazine. And we agree. Dare we say, her horse-face appearance is so unappealing it now totally cancels out any redeeming 'hotness' she once had. Pity," whinnied "Wilber" the site's Stable Master.
It's so wrong, but ridiculously funny! So, what do you think? Does Sarah Jessica Parker look like a horse? See for yourself: sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com
And while you're in the mood, stop by Newsday's Guide to "Sex and the City: The Movie" for the movie trailer, sneak peeks, photos, and an interactive map of hotspots made famous by the show.
Photo credit: SJPLLAH
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Comments (8)
I wonder if she'll be showing up at the Belmont. "Big Brown ain't got nothing on me!"
Actually, we frequently call our German shepherd Sara Jessica. Sarah's snout is quite impressive.
Sarah Jessica Parker may not be your typical model, but this woman is a graceful, peaceful, and sucessful woman. All her attributes show through her pictures, movies, and articles. Grow up and find something else to talk about.
WOW..u are that lame that you spend your time talking about people. SJP is one of the most beautiful woman i've ever seen. She has this wonderful grace to her that will make everyone's heads turn when she walks into a room. Most importantly she is successful and happy so stop HATING
what an ugly horse!
that horse is beautiful and so is sara!
i wish i would look look a horse... i'm sort of a cow :(
okay, for one, its not right to compare her to a horse. The horse is one of the most beautiful creatures on earth. She looks nothing like one. maybe you could compare her to a turtle, but thats about it.Plus, you people posessed by drama and so addicted to drama, it just makes me sick. the world is a shit hole because of people like you. im sure you look no better than her, but to make yourself feel better you poke fun at others. just drop the shit. this is The dumbest website i have ever been to and im sure its not going to be a big hit any time in the near future. get a life that is useful.