There exists in this country a person or persons who receive a paycheck to do the following job:
Putting tables, steel chairs, Kendo sticks, garbage cans, sledgehammers and ladders underneath the ring for potential use on WWE's Monday Night Raw and other pro wrestling shows.
If this person is derelict in his or her duties, you can only imagine the ramifications. What's pro wrestling without foreign objects and steel chairs?
Here's another question: In the occupation field on tax returns, what does this person write? Only in America!
More reasons to love America
- Mark La Monica