Heidi Montag, the girl-turned-villain on MTV's "The Hills," has done the unthinkable and released a music video for her -- open finger quotes here -- new song -- close finger quotes here -- called "Higher."
The video features her in a bikini prancing around the beach. Not exactly the worst thing in the world, until you come to the realization that she's the Y2K equivalent of Tori Spelling. And yes, Donna Martin does graduate! Plus, after Madonna tantalized us with "Cherish" and Helena Christensen taught many a male about puberty with her sultry role in Chris Isaak's "Wicked Games" video, no music label should allow any artist to be on a beach in their videos. The comparisons are inevitable, and they'll always fall short.
Montag's video below lasts three minutes and 34 seconds. The contest here is to see how long you can last before hitting the stop button and then posting your time in the comments section. I made it through to the end, but only because it's my job.
- Mark La Monica
Comments (8)
Made it 39 seconds. Could not last another second without losing my mind!!!
This is quite possibly the worst thing I have ever seen. I lasted all of 2 seconds. It completely sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Try it with the volume off. You'll get farther.
if i didn't force myself to watch the entire thing just to make sure there was no random cursing and nudity at the end by some crazy YouTuber, i'd have bailed at the 18-second mark.
Props to "lovehills" for making it to 39 seconds.
OK, I made it through the whole thing, but I think I cheated. Like Dani.... I muted it to save my ears. But for a blonde with a nice body in a bikini, who is hella better looking than Tori, I might even watch it again.
... Ok no, I just cant bring myself to queue it up.
about 63 seconds... I couldn't handle the bad lipsink job.
Well, the sound is not working on my computer and that was a big plus. By the 2:00 mark I was dizzy from all of the camera changes and rolling around though and wanted to throw up in the surf. Other than that weird heidi-pimping boyfriend of hers, does anyone else really think there is much there? It reminds me of Lindsay Lohan. Glittery on the surface and about a millimeter deep!
only 1:41 only because I couldn't believe how bad it really was