Hooray, hooray! The SAG Awards went off as scheduled. After that Golden Globe debacle, we finally get to see famous people accept statues and say thank you!
The real appeal of these award shows, however, are seeing the insane presenter pairings put together by the show's producers. They're meant to illicit a reaction from the people watching at home, and the sought-after reaction is "Wow! What kind of drugs were they doing in that planning meeting when they paired those two together?"
Well, here we go with Pet Rock's 12 presenter pairings we'd like to see at the Oscars (or at any other upcoming award show):
1) Tony Sirico and Miley Cyrus
2) Zac Efron and Busta Rhymes
3) America Ferrara and Diddy
4) Stephen Colbert and Dame Judi Dench
5) Perez Hilton and Danny DeVito
6) Denzel Washington and Ashley Olsen
7) Kevin Dillon and Russell Crowe
8) Alec Baldwin and Lindsay Lohan
9) Eva Longoria and Terry Bradshaw
10) Britney Spears and Barack Obama
11) Kevin Bacon and Andrew "Dice" Clay
12) Amanda Bynes and Burt Reynolds
- Mark La Monica