By Anne Machalinski
I have a love / hate relationship with Paris Hilton... although it's 99% on hate, which is why I'm currently obsessed with this video from Paris' recent appearance on David Letterman. He grills her for almost 10 full minutes on life in prison. Amazing.
She slips in a few words about upcoming projects -- she's working on a ridiculous sounding horror musical -- and Letterman drinks half the bottle of her new perfume.
Welcome to Monday. Enjoy.