By Anne Machalinski
Sooo...
Have you met Penelope? No?
She's the amazing new-ish addition to 'Saturday Night Live,' who does everything better, faster, bigger than everyone else. Sound familiar? I'm convinced every group of friends has someone like her as a member.
Kristen Wiig was brilliant as the E! TV exec in 'Knocked Up,' and she brings the same underhanded hilarity to this character.
Without further ado, I give you Penelope: